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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 09:19
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Accidental discovery at New York planetarium unlocks secret into universe’s inner workings - PBS
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
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So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Are you offended if Democrats call Republicans "weird"?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
Logitech Announces Two New Accessories for WWDC - MacRumors
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
How Dakota Johnson Is Doing After Chris Martin Split - BuzzFeed
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Bonnaroo 2025 Canceled After Rains Swamp Festival Grounds - Rolling Stone
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Analyst Suggests Apple Might be Considering Buying Unity After Legal Defeat to Epic Games - 80 Level
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
Are you worried that the 2024 US presidential election will result in a close race?